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How to deliver bad news that should be

Un día me contaron un chiste-relato que me gustó, y que voy a reproducir, como agenda de urgencia para saber cómo dar malas noticias a la gente. La historia es más o menos así.

Pepe y Manolo pasean por la calle. Pepe ve a Joaquín, que es su vecino, y que regresa a su casa.

Pepe: Joaquin! Porrino I just came from and I learned that your cat died, the you have on the farm!

A Joaquin almost had a patatús, because I had no idea of \u200b\u200bthe news. Returns home crestfallen. Manolo

: But Pepe, you're an animal. You can not make the news well.

Pepe: How given? Manolo

: Well, look. First you should send an email saying: "Joaquín, your cat just climbed a tree." Then send him another, "Joaquin, your cat has fallen from the tree." Later say, "Joaquín, your cat is in the hospital, and things do not look good." And finally you send e-mail the final, "Joaquin, I'm sorry, your kitten has died."

Pepe: Ah, that is to do well. Manolo

: Of course, a donkey.

Manolo A month later left the village to work in the city. I was in the office of his company when he received a terse email from Pepe:

"Manolo: your grandma just to climb a tree."

Well, you know what to do. You're welcome.

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of those who dedicated their time to observe, to the point of giving rise to theories that Venus was a garden of tropical climate, rich in water and capable of supporting life. Nothing further: the clouds, poisonous mix of carbon dioxide with sulfuric acid in suspension, creating a powerful greenhouse produce surface temperatures of about 480 degrees Celsius. With an atmospheric pressure ninety times higher than that of the Earth and intense volcanic activity, a scenario in life to develop similar to ours is highly unlikely.

Although its core is metallic no magnetic field, perhaps because their retrograde rotation is incredibly slow, and this creates the paradox of a day Venusian (243 Earth days) longer than its year (224 Earth days) in which the sun rises in the west and sets in the East. In the solar system, Uranus only shares this characteristic rotational. What caused it is the main topic of discussion on Venus with the age of its surface, formed at the same time as the Earth, about 300-500 million suffered peeling the fully regenerated. The geological or cosmological fact led to a rejuvenation that remains, like all female beauty secret, hidden under a thick atmosphere of mystery.

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These are the brief synopsis of some movies that someone should direct someday.

By-law of Dolores:

During a family celebration in Cespón, Noia, an enfrentamieno between the natural family and family policy Maquieira Dolores, as a brother of the latter criticized blood crepes grandmothers. Already in the credits at the beginning the palm two brothers, a son, brother and aunt Basilisa.

Gender: Caldeirada Western.

Footbath:

Based on the novel by Muñoz Molina. A fish kill is dedicated to girls in the city of Ubeda. The procedure is to drown in swimming pools footbath and erase the traces with chlorine tablets. In the end it is shown that Zapatero had nothing to do with the killings.

Genre: Thriller chlorinated.

Lacone far:

A transvestite, a gay and a nymphomaniac who are, respectively, torero, sexador chickens and boxing coach, missing the cuisine of their homeland in Galicia, emigrated in faraway Germany . Al end it is known that the bullfighter is the son of sexador and coach, and that Zapatero had nothing to do with the creature.

Genre: Soap Gourmet

Airport? :

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A politician decides to build a gigantic airport for the people of his province can walk along the tracks. His boss, the president, considered a visionary, a visionary, and no wonder, since he won the early twenty-five times. Addressed in tandem by Fabre and Camps, a film honest, fair and transparent.

Genre: Biopic of science fiction.

No banner:

A cowboy, Zach, lives far away in a seedy dump of Wyoming, accompanied by his wife, BJ, younger and Asaz peep. Zach have taken the granting of a gas station and walk bare rooms. One day, Zach gets up and sees a note: "I went to Begas, ai you a lot of work by Ayi. I'm sorry, pelouro." Zach is plunged into despair without chorba. Directed by Clit Eastwood, Clint's sister peep.

Genre: Drama without compromise.

Yes, Apocalypse now:

Earthquake brutal in Japan causes a terrible tsunami that causes thousands of deaths and also fatally damaged several nuclear plants, leading to unimaginable catastrophe. Hackneyed theme, exaggerated, improbable if not impossible, gender typical catastrophic. At the end of the film is not made clear whether it was all the fault of Zapatero or not.

Gender: Disaster-fiction intereconómica

What was the Bieito:

melodrama with love, war and fire, located in the Deep South (Tuy, Tomiño ...). Scarlet fever is an estate known as Tara, the Bieito is born with bad art and good notaries. Famous scene in which Scarlet says, against the "never go hungry!" After eating a stew regulatory and two dozen cupcakes. A reprimand for his maid, Herminia A Portujesa, by so much greed, scarlet replied: "Frankly, Herminia, I give a damn."

Genre: Southern melodrama and obese.

Vision Impossible

Jose Feliciano, Stevie Wonder and Serafin Zubiri become a team that specializes in defusing bombs, jumping up aircraft, sabotage bridges, recover stolen art, rescue hostages and give Al Qaeda 2ESO classes. Die ten minutes into the film, unable to agree whether the blind can not see or can not look (they are on the south coast from Galicia), we exploit one hundred kilos of TNT in the nose, so that the distributor will then placed another story of overcoming: Finding Nemo.

Genre: Action and inmirante shocking.

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Inocencio Arias, a diplomat and former vice president of Real Madrid, said a day with their peculiar grace an anecdote. During a party of those that occur in embassies or consulates, spoke him with another ambassador, who said the following with regard to the English: "It's funny for him. The French, for example, are leaving the party without warning. You, however, say they will and are always the last on leave. " Then something happens to me with the blog a while now. Two weeks ago was very clear that it would definitely leave (what little is needed to warm up sometimes.) It is inevitable to go through dark phases not think of anything remarkable or interesting, and I know that the reader perceives. That stage was so long that I thought that I had exhausted the arsenal. However, one of those evenings I began to think of the Tower of Babel, and nonsense that style. When I started writing the entry of Babel knew there was going to shut down the blog, but something had to close, that I was stubborn. And I say low, again, Facebook. What joy can not stand Facebook.

Anyway, I apologize for that siren that, I warn you, from time to time ring, because sometimes (which can ratify or compose type) that you think it ever anything else of any value may leave your keyboard, your pen or your guitar. But it always ends up the sun.

Again, my apologies for being a crybaby apocalyptic.

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